Gah! Rant time, brace yourselves. I have a few things I want to rant about.

1: Children! They're annoying, spoiled, drool snotting, loud mouth, ignorant, get-what-they-want little pricks! Ok, so I thought when I was growing up with 12 younger cousins was bad? The younger generation has gotten worse! And I quote Firefly (The series, if you haven't watched it, I recommend it strongly) "There's a special place for Pedofiles and people who talk in a movie theatre." (Or something like that). This applies to children! If you can't keep your child quiet during a movie, then DON'T BRING THEM! You have no idea how many people I have YELLED AT to shut up their children! And you know the responses I get? "Don't talk to me that way." "My child can do whatever he/she pleases." I have been SPAT ON by a child! I was so pissed! I wanted to slap the little bastard! Now, I know there is some lead way here "Well I couldn't find a babysitter." If you couldn't find a babysitter, there's a reason why a movie stays in the theatre for WEEKS! "Well this was the only day I had off." There is also a reason why movies come out on DVD!

This also goes for Restaurants! It's not cute to listen to your child scream and yell and cry in the restaurant. Honestly, it's not! Take them outside, calm them down. I just want to enjoy my meal without listening to my ear drums pop in my head! (This will continue with Common Courtesy Category Rant).

2: Continued with Children. Honestly. What is with all the little spoiled brats running around? I know you're not allowed to spank them anymore, but what is honestly stopping you? Child services? For fuck's sake, I got spanked, my parents got spanked, my grandparents got spanked and so forth. I've never had so much knowledge spanked into me I lost count. But no, if you spank a child it's considered "wrong." And that's not the only thing that apparently a parent can't do when it comes to discipline. But if I ever do have children, I will be taking Russell Peters knowledge with me.
Child: Don't! Hit me, I'll call Child Services
Me: Oh really? Well let me get you the phone tough guy.
Child: Aren't you scared? You'll get in trouble!
Me: I may get into a little trouble, but I know that it'll take 22 mins for them to get here and in that time, someone's gonna get hurt REAL bad!
Ok, I would never hit a child, but I would drag them by the ear (cousins) and I would spank them. Time outs are also in there. I will be the hard ass mother.

3: Teenagers! Oh My Fucking CowGod! Are you kidding me? They're little 14 year olds running around looking like whores! I saw two 15 year olds wearing fishnet nylons on with mini skirts (I swear you could see their thong if they bent over) and a tube top like piece of shit shirt that barely covered anything! I was tempted to start throwing coins at them. I know there are a lot of bad influence on TV, but that's not all that makes them bad! The parents are at fault just as much and by the looks of things, there isn't much in the way of "keeping control of your child" anymore. Hell! If I walked around like that when I was 15, I would get the shit kicked out of me from my dad and then my brother and then the family would start lining up behind them. LOL! But now it's called "expressing themselves". Has "going out in public in a decent manner" been lost on people now? I swear! Every time I see a whore now, I'm gonna start throwing pennies at them. I don't fuckin care if you're expressing yourself, cover up, no one wants to see that unless you really do want to get raped.

4: OK! Common Courtesy. This also relates to children and the newer generations after me. The "magic words", what the hell happened to them? No one says "Please" or "Thank you" anymore unless they are around my age or older. I held a door for a few younger teens and I got a dirty look from them! So the next door I made sure slammed into their faces *shrugs*. Of course this was back in my old city so they had to pick a fight with me. But for fuck's sake people! There's more to Common Courtesy then the "magic words". Holding a door open for ANYONE! This includes Seniors. They're bitter for a reason and I can see why!

5: Technology. Holy shit! Get your asses out of the technological world and go see the sun for a little bit. Younger generations are so fuckin spoiled with technology it's ridiculous. I grew up with Dr. Seuss and he DEFINITELY wasn't plugged into a TV or a computer and read to me with a little magically pen! I thought my reading and writing skills were bad when I was in high school, but from the statistics I heard on the news in my town, it's horrible! High School students here, the average reading and writing level for a Grade 12 student is Grade 6. It's dropped 4 or 5 levels in 3 years! Almost 4! They're predicting it to decline! Read...a...book! Holy shit!

6: Driving. Oh this is a big one, so brace yourself. They should ban talking on your phone when you drive. I was all for that. But something else has come to my attention. People are TEXTING when they drive. Holy fuckin hell! It's a nightmare! I thought Seniors were bad at driving! You know, people are making the argument that talking on your phone and having a passenger is the same type of distraction. Guess what, it's completely different. When you're driving and talking to a passenger that's sitting beside you, they can see everything that's going on around on the road. If something comes up (like someone decides to cut you off), then the normal reaction for the passenger is for them to shut up so that you can concentrate on the road. If you are talking on the phone, the other person DOES NOT see the road and DOES NOT know what is going on. They will continue to talk to you which is more of a distraction!

Now texting is just as bad! It's like putting a laptop in front of you and you might as well be on MSN or Yahoo or AIM or whatever. You're concentrating on making words and letters and the distraction and scrolling to find the person's name or whatever in your phone.

Yes, I've had times when I'll answer my phone when driving, but it's more or less to tell them to make it quick. But guess what! I've stopped doing that. If it's important, they'll leave a message! I'll call them back later when I'm NOT DRIVING! You can stay away from your fuckin phone for a few minutes to drive to a stopped location and answer your fucking phone. If you ever see a driver give you the thumbs up because your on the side of the road talking on your phone, that's why. That's me telling you that you've done a good job to STOP AND TALK!

7: Continued on Driving. SIGNAL! Is it just me or has the driving community become these lazy ass bastards that think they are these VIP drivers? Guess what people! You're not that special! You're still in a metal box, you're still driving on the same dirt ass road as me. So use that finger muscle and pull up or push down on your signal stick. It doesn't take that much energy and honest to fucking cowgod, you might just save your life or someone else's. We can't read your mind people! You're not that special! Really! Welcome to reality when you get kicked in the ass or front ended from someone else when they run into you cause you DIDN'T SIGNAL!

8: Continued on Driving. Tailgating. If you feel like tail gating me because I'M DOING THE SPEED LIMIT! Then feel free to fucking go around me. Don't be surprised if I decide to slow down though just to piss you off more. Also I wanna put in EVERYONE'S HEAD that if you fuckin tailgate someone, you're putting your life on the line. If the person your tailgating has to for some reason slam on their brakes, you're going right into their back end and guess who's fault it is! YOURS! There is never any reason to tail gate someone! Just because you tailgate someone, it won't make them go faster!

And that is my rant for the night. It's just all getting to me because people are fucking assholes in this day and age. (MOST, there are a select few... >.>

Now time for the credits:

To PIC/SoulMate: Woot! College to University! Free stuff! LOL
To Rocan: Miss you
To Pookie: Dude!
To Ders: We're both going to hell, but we'll take over when we get there lol.
To Prongsy: Hehehehe... talent show...
To Pookle: Dude... get online more...
To Patpat: Jello *chuckles*
To Mooch Pooch: Ice cap?
To Kitty Cat: ...
To Obi: Dude... I'm getting used to the whole no water mark. I'm scared.
To Lynie: I hope you feel better soon